My favstarred tweets for this past week. As long as the Spurs are in the NBA Playoffs, these are likely to be basketball-heavy.
I’m not very good at talking about my novels until I’ve read the reviews.
JOSEPH HELLER#fiction #writing #writingroad— Jon Winokur (@AdviceToWriters) May 3, 2014
have decided that subtweets are the social media equivalent of muttering under your breath *just* loudly enough for others to hear.
— Just Takver (@traciewelser) May 3, 2014
Never make the mistake of assuming the audience is any less intelligent than you are.
ROD SERLING#amwriting #writing #writingtips— Jon Winokur (@AdviceToWriters) May 4, 2014
Why the poor can have "things" but can't escape poverty pic.twitter.com/nzE6f6ONLh
— Mark Mellman (@MarkMellman) May 4, 2014
So, the last time the Spurs and Blazers met in the playoffs, it was pretty memorable.https://t.co/hNfX2tnJaE
— Tim C (@TimC_LA) May 4, 2014
#SpursSystem pic.twitter.com/F165siwtmV
— Quixem Ramirez (@quixem) May 5, 2014
So @chrisvelazco just tried to dissuade me from hitting on someone because "she's using a samsung phone"
— Anthony Ha (@anthonyha) May 5, 2014
Gabriel García Márquez on the Hollywood adaptation of ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF SOLITUDE pic.twitter.com/NUEJuJs548
— butt stuff snorblörm (@mattfraction) May 4, 2014
Psyched for all the kid Frozen fans who are going to go apeshit for @haszombiesinit's "Travels With The Snow Queen" ten years from now
— Meghan McCarron (@megmccarron) May 5, 2014
New poll finds 40% of Republicans believe that getting Obama to say Benghazi backwards will imprison him in Mxyzptlk’s dimension.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) May 6, 2014
When you hear a car alarm go off, do you even think that someone might be stealing a car? Frequent false positives undermine credibility.
— Data Science Fact (@DataSciFact) May 6, 2014
Feminism is actually the desire for women to stand alone, orc-like & bloody on a wasteland of men's souls. Not socioeconomic egality. Blood.
— Katherine Rundell (@kdbrundell) May 6, 2014
why so much dubstep in amazing spider-man 2? because gwen stacy's death was the original sick drop.
— butt stuff snorblörm (@mattfraction) May 6, 2014
This is the first scoreless playoff game of Kevin Garnett’s career.
— devin kharpertian (@uuords) May 7, 2014
When San Antonio brings some guy I've never heard of off the bench I naturally assume that guy is better than anyone who starts for Pistons.
— Ben Gulker (@brgulker) May 7, 2014
For Popovich's next trick, he'll turn a plastic pink flamingo lawn ornament into a contributing back up point guard.
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) May 7, 2014
50/50 Aron Baynes comes out of the timeout with a loincloth, clutching a war hammer, and challenges LaMarcus Aldridge to single combat.
— Dan McCarney (@danmccarneyNBA) May 7, 2014
May, 2018
San Antonio (AP)Greg Popovich praised the performance of unheralded back up big man, Cardboard Batman Cutout, who scored 15 poi
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) May 7, 2014
June 2019
San Antonio (AP)"I literally found him in the trash," said Coach Pop of the garden gnome who pulled down 15 boards and four bloc
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) May 7, 2014
May, 2021
San Antonio (AP)"I just like what he brings to our team," said Pop about the random collection of household items that scor
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) May 7, 2014
DORIS BURKE "Pop, what was it about an eggbeater taped to a colander that made you think it could play small forward, much less score 34?"
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) May 7, 2014
March, 2019
Miami (AP)The NBA fined the Spurs Gregg Popovich $25,000 for sitting his star player, Incomplete Set of Lawn Darts, for a nati
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) May 7, 2014
R.C. Buford named NBA's Executive of the Year, 2013-14 http://t.co/dCUjlmWr4m
— Pounding the Rock (@poundingtherock) May 7, 2014
Waiting for janelle monae to come on i will beatle scream
— Geoff Ryman (@geoffryman) May 7, 2014
History counts its skeletons in round numbers.
A thousand and one remains a thousand,
as though the one had never existed.
—Szymborska
— Teju Cole (@tejucole) May 7, 2014
Tim Duncan has played in more playoff games (219) than almost half the franchises in the NBA.
via @ESPN_Numbers pic.twitter.com/QanN6sJFO7— The Pick and Roll (@PickandRollAU) May 9, 2014
Blow your top. RT @Piet_Heyn: #NASA captured Guatemala Volcano … pic.twitter.com/XfolDUP3b8
— Robert Lee Hotz (@leHotz) May 9, 2014