There I was, having a nice evening in, watching Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, impulsively shaving my beard into a goatee, and thinking it was time to give myself my biweekly injection of monoclonal antibodies. Things went somewhat awry.
Injected, and blood went everywhere and got all over my body and furniture! Awesome!
— Eugene Fischer (@glorioushubris) May 12, 2014
@monicabyrne13 trying to clean up I spilled a Pepsi and thus washed myself down with a frothy blood/Pepsi solution! I am: HOT STUFF!
— Eugene Fischer (@glorioushubris) May 12, 2014
Cleaning my own thigh blood out of upholstery and OH HEY LOOK AT THAT WHISKY O’CLOCK ALREADY.
— Eugene Fischer (@glorioushubris) May 12, 2014
GoateEJ didn’t need that blood anyway. All that blood was just holding GoateEJ back.
— Eugene Fischer (@glorioushubris) May 12, 2014
Hey mom. It’s your child, far away, posting to the internet about being covered in blood and wearing a goatee. Happy Mother’s Day.
— Eugene Fischer (@glorioushubris) May 12, 2014
I don’t do medical misadventure by half measures.