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A New Favorite Writer: Debbie Urbanski

I couldn’t fit her into the last My Friends Write Things because, well, I don’t actually know her, so it’d be weird to claim her as a friend of mine. But she’s rocketed to the top of my list of writers to keep a watch for.

I was a reader for the most recent issue of Interfictions, and the two stories that got my strongest recommendation were both by Debbie Urbanski. They were structurally experimental investigations of the relationship between parent and child, unsettling in the best way and impossible to stop reading. One of them, “A Primer on Separation,” leads off the new issue, and I hope the other finds a home soon so I can link it here. Hers is an astonishing, memorable voice that you want echoing in your brain.

My Friends Write Things: Hurricanes and Hauntings

Fiction

  • Kingdom by the Sea” by Amy Parker – I was lucky enough to see an early draft of this story, a glorious, intense reimagining of Lolita. It’s like a literary vivisection, using scalpels historical, critical, fictional to slice away twitching layers of Humbert Humbert and extract a personal narrative for Dorothy Haze.
  • The Invention of Separate People” by Kevin Brockmeier – Kevin is one of our greatest living fantasists, and if you’ve never read him before it’s time to start. This story was originally published in Unstuck, and is about a world where people are themselves, yes, but also everyone else. Everyone is one person, until someone (everyone) begins to learn how to be separate.
  • Skin Suit” by Janalyn Guo – The main character is a lump of dark, amorphous matter that must wear taxidermied suits to appear human, but its parents are two planes of brilliant light, and it’s time for a family reunion.
  • Horror Story” by Carmen Machado – This time Carmen’s penned a creepy tale of crumbling relationships and haunted houses. Read it in the dark.
  • The Game of Smash and Recovery” by Kelly Link – It’s a Kelly Link story. That should be all you need to know, but I’ll add that this story is Kelly’s take on space opera, and dedicated to Iain M. Banks.

Nonfiction

Poetry

DARKWAR! – In Which I Discover Wrestling

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I’d never been to a wrestling show before, but when my new friend Amanda invited me to one that started in four hours, I looked at the Facebook event page, saw the words, “If you feel the spirit, come dressed in a futuristic/cyberpunk manner!” threw on my vinyl pants and mirrorshades and started driving north.

iloveyousomuchThe venue was a warehouse space behind an as-yet unopened bar/brewery. I got there early, stepped through the time portal into the dark, dystopic world of 2017, drank dollar beer and chatted with other members of the human resistance until it was time to see if our chants of “Flesh fights back!” were enough to motivate our organic champions to victory over the robotic forces of SlamNet, who had previously sent its champion Deep Slam back in time to 2015 to defeat Dock Master and steal the Party World Rasslin’ championship belt. Thus, by 2017, Austin had become a ruined world in which mandatory “work violence” had replaced the party violence celebrated by the human community.

darkwar-eternal-slamThe event was nearly five hours of theatrical wrestling bouts, to varying degrees science fictional and absurd. One of the matches involved seven different versions of the same wrestler from different points in time fighting for dominance. One involved a mystic fighter astral projecting from the year 2015 and teaming up with the spirit of Earth’s last living tree to fight twisted clones of former allies. A fight across three generations featured a cyborg pizza chef and his noodle-born son matched up against a grandchild made out of HDMI cables and a vaping android named T-420. In the climax, Deep Slam seemed set to defeat all opponents, before Future Dock Master returned from obscurity to reclaim the Party Weight Belt for humanity.

It was a fabulously well-done event, and while I’ve never been a fan of wrestling, I left thrilled. Below is a gallery of photos I took, and an embed of the webcast of the whole night.

Goodbye, Bikehaus

IMG_6504The bike shop that sold me my first road bike has closed its doors. Bikehaus is no more. I’m currently wearing shoes, shorts, and shirt I bought specifically for cycling, and my helmet is sitting right next to the keyboard, because I rode that bike to the coffee shop where I’m typing these words. I have all these things because Eric, the store’s erstwhile owner, made me a great deal that introduced me to what has become a cherished hobby. Alas, the same circumstance that got me the deal meant, in the end, that the place couldn’t stay open. I’m sorry to see it go, and grateful to Eric and Tim for the excellent service they gave me. My health and happiness are both greater for Bikehaus having existed.

My Friends Write Things: Many friends, many things

We need a word for the feeling of being unable to keep up with the art output of all one’s clever friends. Here’s a start. More to come.

Fiction

  • Inscape by Yaa Gyasi – Gifty, a middle-aged literary scholar, must start caring for her Ghanaian mother, who believes she has been tasked by god with writing the next books of the bible. An immigrant and person of lost faith, Gifty revisits a lifetime of identity struggles as she learns her mother anew.
  • Tobacconist by Anna Noyes – a short short about a family man who fantasizes about, and then fantasizes about not fantasizing about, the affections of a stranger.
  • Woman at Exhibition by E. Lily Yu – I heard Lily read this at ICFA. A woman becomes part of an ambiguous history when she is moved by compulsion to eat an Edward Hopper painting on display at the Whitney. A story about gender politics and relationships between artists.
  • Subduction by Paul M. Berger – Oliver has a memory that only goes back four weeks and a compulsion to visit areas of geological instability. The engraved wristwatch he was wearing said he was a hero, but he can’t remember why, so he pawned it. And littering the edges of his incomprehensible life are small things with big teeth that no one else seems to notice.
  • The Fisher Queen by Alyssa Wong – Lily is fifteen, a deckhand on a trawler, and too old to believe anymore the family legend that her mother was a fish. A beautifully written story of disillusionment.

Nonfiction

  • Unmasking the Glow by Alea Adigwame –Swirling and imagistic rumination on sex work and self regard. “I think, or, at least, like to think, that, at the substratum of my allure, rests an exhaustive knowledge of the contours of shame that permits me, ever increasingly, to revel in the lavishness of my imperfections, instead mincing them into everythingness with an analytical santoku. Self-compassion, I have learned, is communicable.”

Tabclosing: Biologically Curated Images

Cycling

14_venturacomp_bkI have a punctuated history with bicycles. The earliest one I can recall owning is lodged in the amorphous mists of my first decade, a period of my life from which I can access only disordered fragments. I think I remember it was mostly black, with padding Velcroed around the bars, and some kind of branding that put me in mind of the SR-71 spy plane–its most salient feature to my young mind. If I ever rode it, I doubt it was more than around the driveway or up the block.

The first bicycle I ever really used was a blue Diamondback, eighteen speed. It was my main mode of personal transportation from around ages thirteen to sixteen. I used to ride through the neighborhood, down drainage ditches and around “private property” signs, scouting hidden paths to the corner store where I could binge on Tic-Tacs and Bubblicious. I would also ride across the street to the karate school, where I met my friend David Fernandez. Soon we were on bikes together, heading down to Blockbuster every weekend for a video game or three that we would try to beat by Monday. Those years were Peak Bike in my life, a high water mark I’ve never hit again.

That tide rolled all the way back and dried up when I turned sixteen and started driving. I got a car, and the blue Diamondback got a spot in the garage and gathered dust. Some years later, during a brief window when he was the right size to ride it, I gave it to my younger brother. He either destroyed it, outgrew it, or (likely) both.

My next notable bicycle experience was in 2009, when I borrowed my father’s bike (the one he bought at the same time he got me that blue Diamondback so we could ride together) as a way to strengthen my emaciated legs after spending ten months bedridden with Crohn’s disease. I bought a saddle soft enough for my still-tender posterior and resumed my childhood practice of riding up to the corner store and back. This time it was an eight or ten block roundtrip that took me most of the afternoon.

Eventually my lower body strength returned to me, and I returned my father’s bike to him, though I kept that nice, soft seat. I moved, worked, moved, and eventually found myself living in Iowa City, a midwestern college town so bike-friendly that I started to feel like I needed an excuse not to have one. It was the summer of 2012, and I had never personally purchased a bicycle before. “But this is easy,” I thought, “I’ll just get online, research what the experts say, and pick the perfect one.” After about fifteen minutes staring into the infinitely deep well that is online cycling culture, I thought, “This is easy. I’ll just go to a store and have a salesman sell me a bike.”

The 2012 Trek 7.2 FX

The 2012 Trek 7.2 FX

I ended up at World of Bikes, where after some discussion of my needs and experience level, a helpful employee sold me a Trek 7.2 FX hybrid. This is the entry-level bike that reviewing site The Sweethome would later name the best hybrid bike for two years running. It certainly did everything I asked it to in Iowa City, where the streets are mostly flat and mostly empty. I did struggle on what hills there were, but I’m someone who’d digested all the muscles in his legs not so long ago. That was surely to be expected, I figured.

Meghan McCarron on her Surly Cross Check. To the right, my Trek 7.2 FX. Not pictured: me on the ground, on my back, trying not to die.

Meghan McCarron, bicycle warrior, on her Surly Cross-Check. To the right: my Trek 7.2 FX. Behind: the brutal hill we had just ascended. Not pictured: me on the ground, trying not to die.

In 2014 I moved to Austin, which is very bikeable as cities go, but a nightmarish deathrap of traffic and hills when compared to Iowa City. The bicycle culture here is strong, and I wanted to take part, but every time I got on the saddle I would chicken out after a few blocks. Realizing that I would never make it out of my neighborhood without a push, I enlisted the help of my friend Meghan McCarron, a cycling badass who I knew used to commute between Austin and San Marcos–towns separated by more than thirty miles–during grad school. Knowing that the streets of Austin wouldn’t seem scary after a day with Meghan, I told her, “I want you to take me on a bike ride that will kill me.” And so, the day before my 31st birthday, she took me on a leg-melting trip, disappearing into the distance up hills she could barely feel that I crawled up in lowest gear. Twenty-four miles later, I was no longer afraid to bike around Austin.

At the clinic after my bike accident.

At the clinic after my bike accident.

I started riding my bike a lot. I rode to see friends’ gigs. I rode to restaurants to meet dates. I rode to bars with my laptop to write. But I never got much better at the hills, which remained brutal. This was especially troublesome since I live on one of the steepest hills in the city, a straight shot down to the river. Riding down that hill is breezy, but the way back up is a nearly two mile incline that would frequently find me walking my bike instead of riding it. And this hill is also where my cycle anxiety returned; while heading downhill to a coffee shop with my computer, my front brakes locked and sent my flying over the handlebars to the pavement. I denuded my shoulder, broke my wrist, and banged up my knee. It took about ten weeks to heal up enough to ride again, and even longer to do so with any confidence. To regain my courage, and to have a last athletic hurrah before she moved to Los Angeles, last weekend I went on another long ride with Meghan. This time, while we were out and about, she let me try riding her Surly Cross-Check, a steel, drop-handled “super commuter.” I’d never ridden a bicycle with drop handlebars before, and was impressed with how much more power I had in my pedal. Having outsourced responsibility for choosing a bicycle to World of Bikes three years earlier, this was my first time really thinking about how the details of the vehicle were affecting my experience. Maybe I wasn’t destined to always struggle up hills. Maybe a different machine would make my life easier.

I decided it was time to start actually learning about bicycles. I began at Austin’s largest bike shop, where I had staff take me through the showroom, explaining types, features, options. I figured out that what I wanted was probably a road bike, a light-framed bicycle made for riding on smooth pavement. The employee I spoke with there told me that, for the features I wanted, I was probably looking at a bike in the $1200-$1700 range. At that price point, I wouldn’t be changing rides any time soon. My Trek worked well enough that it wasn’t worth a thousand bucks to do better. But just for a second opinion, though, and because I happened to be riding by it, I decided to stop in at one of Austin’s newest cycle shops, Bikehaus. I met the owner, Eric Hess, who let me know that (a) he thought the folks at the previous store had overstated how much I would need to pay, and (b) he was offering some impressive deals.

The 2014 Jamis Ventura Comp. (Also pictured at the top.)

The 2014 Jamis Ventura Comp. (Also pictured at the top.)

Bikehaus isn’t only recently opened, but in a newly-built building. Apparently there were building delays, and while Eric had expected to be doing business in 2014, the doors were barely open before 2015 came around. That left him with a surplus of 2014 models he needed to move before the 2016s came out. He let me test ride a couple of bikes he thought might suit my needs, and told me he’d sell me my favorite one, a 2014 Jamis Ventura Comp, for $550. That’s 42% below the MSRP, and much better than the used prices I was able to find online. (Also a good deal based on the information here.) Even if it wasn’t for me, I figured I could turn around and sell it for little or no loss. With his discount, Eric turned me from a guy planning to get a new bicycle someday into one struggling not to impulse buy. I sat on the decision for two days, then got the bike. Eric spent an hour with me explaining things and adjusting it to my body.

That was four days ago. I love this bicycle. I’ve been riding it every day, and getting home afterward excited to ride again. The very first night I was cresting hills I would have had to walk before. It has eighteen speeds, an aluminum frame, and a carbon fork. It weighs seven very noticeable pounds less than my Trek (more when you consider I rode the Trek with a rack and basket). The shifters are silky-smooth, and it has quick-release breaks that makes removing the wheels much easier for those times I need to put it in the trunk of my car. Between the experience and the price, I’m head-over-heels for this thing. (Thankfully, only figuratively so far.) If the enjoyment lasts, my life might just reach a new Peak Bike.

My Office (Summer 2015)

Every so often I rearrange my home office setup, to keep it from becoming too familiar. I find I get less work done if I let it become just another room in my apartment. Even though it’s only ten steps from where I sleep, I like heading into my office to feel like I’m going someplace else. Here’s a look at the latest redesign.

My Armadillocon 37 Schedule

ArmadilloconArmadillocon is happening this coming weekend here in Austin, July 24-26. I’ve been invited to participate in some programming, so if you’re around and would like to see me, here’s where I’ll be.

Author Reading – Friday, 5:00-5:30 pm, Conference Center

Favorite Webcomics – Friday, 6:00-7:00 pm, Ballroom F

Short Fiction You Should Have Read Last Year – Sunday, 1:00-2:00 pm, Southpark A

A full schedule for the con is available here.

Gigasecond

Gigasecond

As of today I’ve been alive for one billion seconds and counting. You get a birthday every year, but how often do you turn a gigasecond older? Since a gigasecond is about 31.7 years, three times in your life if you’re lucky. That’s an event worth celebrating. Here I am, having drinks with some friends, toasting 109 ticks on my personal clock. Here’s to a few billion more.